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2017 Classic: The FIFA “Best” Awards

Why was Ronaldo winning again? Because 2017 was the year of “CR7,” and Messi had to be content with just being a “regular” genius for a while.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cyber_Security_X07/17/2003 00:44Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Space_Jam_Lola04/02/2009 10:17Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Courage_Dog08/20/1995 12:37The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@White_Goodman_G08/24/2012 20:45We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Anchorman_Ron01/23/2006 11:31I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Ring_Member_9801/24/2005 14:19Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Pwnage_King02/25/2014 05:57Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

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