Why did Army of the Dead win? To prove that if you let the internet vote, you’re going to get a zombie movie winning an Oscar, which is exactly why the Academy shouldn’t let the internet vote.
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2024 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
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2024 Archive: The Best Director Win
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41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition
In 1998, the 70th Academy Awards weren't just an awards show; the...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
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2025 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »
2025 Archive: Denzel Washington’s Villain Era
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2024 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! win? To prove that John and Yoko’s message i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The "Barbie" Snub Jokes
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43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ridley Scott Win
Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Waddle on over and read this!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!