Why was the neighbor’s party so quiet? Because nobody knew if it was a BBQ or a secret society meeting.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
We created a monster... of a joke!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.