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1999 Archive: The “Eyes Wide Shut” Mystery

Why was the neighbor’s party so quiet? Because nobody knew if it was a BBQ or a secret society meeting.

Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User05/11/1995 19:51Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@X-Files_Spooky01/23/2014 21:57I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Sidekick_User05/14/1998 05:46Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Starship_Troopers01/06/2000 01:00I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Donny_V_ShutUp07/16/2015 03:25Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Weird_Science_G02/07/2013 16:33We created a monster... of a joke!
@Map_Maker_X01/27/1998 09:59The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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