Why was the President’s Executive Order on AI so long? Because it takes 100 pages to explain to a robot that it shouldn’t try to “Vote” or “Launch Nukes.”
Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2023 “AI Revolution & Indictment Summer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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