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1998 Vintage: The Euro Finalists

Why were the 11 countries so nervous? Because they were about to get married to each other’s economies without a pre-nuptial agreement.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja08/22/2010 21:55Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Sega_Genesis_Kid02/05/2010 14:44Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Diablo_Cow_Level07/27/2001 13:32There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/15/2015 03:47Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Hanson_Fan_9705/01/1995 12:28Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Harry_Potter_Ron08/07/2009 04:23Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Transformers_OP12/25/2007 17:38Jokes are more than meets the eye!

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