Why were all the college travelers wearing glitter on their eyes? Because they wanted to look like they were in a HBO drama, but they just looked like they’d been attacked by a craft store.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2022 “Everything Everywhere & Revenge Travel” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Hotel Buffet
Where calories don’t count as long as you’re wearing a wristband....read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 mic...read more »
The Duty Free Shop
Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t)....read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition
In 2020, traveling became an extreme sport of searching for toile...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Shoes
Why did the shoes stop walking? Because they needed a firmware u...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2021 “Revenge Travel & Suez Block” Edition
In 2021, traveling became an extreme sport of checking government...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport
Why was the passport glowing? Because it has a built-in GPS and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Workout
Why was the gym so intense? Because the "Digital Trainer" realiz...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Solar Plane
Why did the flight stop in the middle of the ocean? Because the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Romance
Why was the backpacker dating his phone? Because the AI "travel ...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The BBL Drizzy
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50 Travel Jokes: The 2004 “Flip Phones & Smoke Monsters” Edition
In 2004, travel was becoming "social" even before we had a name f...read more »
The Local Advice
Asking for directions and getting a history lesson instead.I aske...read more »
2025 Archive: The GPT-5 Travel Agent
Why did the traveler end up in a parallel dimension? Because he ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!