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1997 Classic: The End of 1997

 Why was the excitement building? Because the year 2000 was only two years away, and we still believed cars would fly by the time we finished the leftovers.

Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector07/18/1996 06:23This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Men_In_Black_K09/03/1998 03:19We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@DotCom_Survivor06/10/1995 08:07I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/17/2006 11:49Super green! Hilarious!
@StrongBad_Mail11/25/1999 19:20I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Viewer_Number_111/06/2003 07:10First! And it’s funny!

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