2012 Archive: The End

I’m “logging” off—catch you in the non-apocalyptic 2013!

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1605/18/2004 20:06I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Harry_Potter_0105/26/2006 01:51Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Cast_Away_Wilson11/07/2009 19:19WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Terminator_2_Fan05/17/2003 01:12Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Myspace_First_Friend05/16/2001 04:08I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Pizza_Pizza_9910/18/2011 04:04Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Flash_Intro_Hater01/11/2000 16:27Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Protoss_Pylon03/11/2000 07:34You must construct additional laughs!