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1995 Classic: The Elton John vs. Elton John

Why was the Best Original Song category so crowded? Because in 1995, the only person who could beat Elton John for an Oscar was Elton John wearing a different hat.

Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Web_Counter_9903/23/1996 11:46I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
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