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1996 Classic: The Electoral College Map

Why did Bill win so easily? Because the electoral map in 1996 was bluer than a “Blue Screen of Death” on Windows 95.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/07/2004 09:46One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Fargo_Marge10/05/2005 00:29Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Offspring_Guy05/20/2010 08:42The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@G_I_Joe_Real04/22/2007 20:03And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Breakfast_Club_B09/04/1995 02:25Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real02/18/2000 05:17I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Distracted_Boy04/27/2002 01:45Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Safari_Surfer05/23/2012 07:32A wild laugh appeared!

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