Why was the White House so mad at Snowden? Because they thought “Cloud Computing” meant the government owned the clouds, not that a guy in Hawaii could leak them.
Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.