I’m a worm. I’m just “down” with it.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
A joke about nothing? Love it!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
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I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Tapping my way to a good mood.