2024 Legacy: The Ear Exam

“I hear a hum.” “That’s just the constant buzz of your five smart-devices fighting for attention.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/17/2014 15:40I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/01/2013 06:31The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/10/2014 17:47The Dude abides... this joke.

@Ninja_Turtle_R05/26/2012 13:34Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Railgun_Sniper12/19/2002 02:38I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Salad_Fingers_F02/02/2013 20:10I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Safari_Surfer11/18/2010 20:35A wild laugh appeared!