Why was the rich uncle laughing at the VCR? Because he just bought a “Digital Video Disc” player and was explaining how we’d never have to use a pencil to rewind the turkey ever again.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
You must construct additional laughs!
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