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1996 Vintage: The Duty Free

 Why did the plane smell like a department store? Because in 1996, everyone believed CK One was the only legal scent for international travel.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector08/07/2003 06:21This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Zoolander_Blue05/17/2010 22:36Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club02/28/2002 02:16A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Diva_Plavalaguna06/14/2009 09:44The highest note of humor!
@Brazil_Terry_G03/08/2005 05:17Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Steve-O_Wild08/24/2009 23:53Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Distracted_Boy12/05/2002 16:54Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/28/2014 15:58All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Opera_User_9907/01/1996 12:48Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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