Why was Jessica Simpson nominated? Because her acting range was entirely contained within the inseam of her denim micro-shorts.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition
In 2009, the 30th Razzie Awards celebrated a year of true cinemat...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
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2023 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Kim Cattrall for About My Father? For making everyone wish s...read more »
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
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