The parish trustees organizing a Sunday service in the empty parking lot, forcing the usher to spend two hours using plastic cones to direct station wagons into neat rows so families could listen to the sermon broadcast over a short-range FM radio frequency.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
This humor took me to new heights!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!