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1995 Archive: The Dot Matrix

 What’s the loudest sound in 1995? A dot matrix printer screaming through a 50-page report.

Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

74 Office Groaners: The 2020 "Social Distancing" Edition
Welcome to 2020 – the year the office moved to the kitchen table ...read more »
The LinkedIn Update
When your social media profile is more successful than your actua...read more »
The Spreadsheet Sorcerer
Excel is a powerful tool, provided you don’t break the formulas.I...read more »
64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year when Clippy first asked if y...read more »
76 Office Groaners: The 2011 "Siri & Google+" Edition
Welcome to 2011 – the year we started talking to our phones and t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Facebook "Metaverse" (Year 5)
 Why does it finally look real? Because we’ve spent so much time ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The New Year Toast
 Why did we drink "Synthetic Champagne"? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
82 Office Groaners: The 2007 "iPhone & The Ribbon" Edition
Welcome to 2007 – the year Steve Jobs changed the world with the&...read more »
We've been reading in the papers...
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty so...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Brat" Summer (Year 2)
 Why is the office still neon green? Because the marketing team r...read more »

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76 Office Groaners: The 2023 "Barbenheimer & Vision Pro" Edition
Welcome to 2023 – the year the office turned pink thanks to ...read more »
79 Office Groaners: The 2001 "XP & iPod" Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year the office turned bright green and blu...read more »
The Professional Procrastinator
Mastering the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing....read more »
71 Office Groaners: The 2018 "GDPR & Fortnite" Edition
Welcome to 2018 – the year your inbox died a slow death from thou...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper08/28/2000 14:34Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Optical_Mouse_9903/24/2015 21:38I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Donnie_Darko_8809/14/2000 16:22Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Goldmember_I_L07/14/1999 10:09I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H04/20/1999 15:09Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Toolbar_Hater06/08/2011 21:12My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

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