Why did they ask 400,000 soldiers their opinion? To prove that 90% of them didn’t care about their buddy’s orientation as long as he could carry a rucksack.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).