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2020 Classic: The Dominic Thiem US Open

Why was the final so nervous? Because none of the “Big Three” were playing, so Thiem and Zverev had to figure out how to win a Slam by themselves, which took five sets of errors.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja12/17/2005 05:09Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Spice_Girl_Posh11/25/2005 16:17Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Nsync_Justin07/01/2007 06:33Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Malware_Hunter05/04/2008 19:09Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Tank_Operator07/22/2010 08:15Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/14/2003 16:45You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Ninja_Turtle_R01/02/2000 08:43Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan08/13/2010 20:40Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Bernie_Mittens11/05/2010 14:14I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

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