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2023 Archive: The Divorce Settlement

 Why did the lawyer get the ChatGPT Plus subscription? Because he proved he was the only one who knew how to “prompt” a fair settlement.

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Robin Hood Logic
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
 A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
 Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
 A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
 The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
 Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken09/10/2007 23:31Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/27/2009 12:02Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa11/04/2015 12:49They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Toy_Story_Woody03/08/2010 20:38There is a joke in my boot!
@Pizza_Pizza_9908/12/2006 21:11Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@DotCom_Survivor07/14/2015 12:05I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Kazaa_Leecher08/18/1997 07:58I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Thundercats_Ho05/16/2014 02:50Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Frame_Set_Wizard01/23/2005 02:19I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

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