What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The vulture doesn’t charge you for “waiting for the body to drop.”
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53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
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In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
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