1996 Archive: The Discman Jog

Trying to run while holding a portable CD player is like trying to carry a tray of full water glasses through an earthquake.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad06/15/2014 09:57Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@WebTV_Viewer03/04/2003 16:28Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Ace_Ventura_Pet08/09/2006 19:01Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Msdos_Expert12/18/2009 13:51DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Napster_Search03/31/2009 03:36Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Diva_Plavalaguna01/14/2014 02:37The highest note of humor!