2024 Classic: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Anti-Aging Diet’.” “So you’re just hungry?” “Yes, but I’m hungry slowly.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

@Ebay_Sniper06/16/2006 10:53Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Hotmail_Checker01/03/1997 15:40Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Friends_Lover12/07/2006 12:57Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Full_House_Michelle06/14/1997 21:01You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Fight_Club_Member12/19/2012 14:59I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Yugioh_Duelist05/21/2007 16:17You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Borat_Very_Nice09/19/2005 23:31Very nice! Great success!

@Toolbar_Hater03/07/2010 15:17My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Happy_Tree_Fans07/02/2003 03:00So cute, yet so funny! LOL!