“I’m on the ‘Siri Diet’. I ask her what to eat and she just ignores me until I give up and drink water.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Could this joke BE any funnier?
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Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
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Did we just become best friends? Yup!
3D laughs are the best!
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