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2018 Classic: The Derrick Rose 50-Point Game

Why was the whole league crying? Because after all the injuries, Rose dropped 50 on Halloween, proving that the “flower” could still bloom.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9503/25/2013 19:17This is why we need the internet.
@Scream_Ghostface02/27/2001 20:20Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
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