Why did the U.S. create a new government department? Because when you have 22 different agencies that don’t talk to each other, the best solution is to create a 23rd agency to watch them not talk to each other.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!