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“Open wide.” “Through the mask?” “Don’t be difficult, Dave.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

@Sidekick_User04/14/1997 17:42Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Terminator_T80003/20/1997 06:20I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Ninja_Turtle_R10/01/1997 16:08Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@StumbleUpon_User02/26/1999 14:39I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Reddit_Original05/04/2003 03:12The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular07/22/2004 15:06I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!