2004 Vintage: The Dentist

“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay with a ‘Poke’?” “Only if it’s a poke in the eye.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan11/30/2008 19:26Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green05/05/2011 12:12Super green! Hilarious!

@Walter_Sobchak03/17/2011 20:07Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Dr_Evil_Pinky08/04/2008 14:16One billion... laughs!

@Pedro_For_Pres05/17/2003 19:42Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Champ_Kind_Wham10/06/2013 23:36WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Influencer_9912/08/2015 17:59My followers need to see this!