Why was his hair green? Or red? Or blue? Because it was 1995 and he was the only player who changed his “team colors” every single night.
Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.