Why were world leaders so quiet in September? Because for one week, the entire planet cared more about a funeral in London than any treaty, summit, or budget cut in history.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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