I joined a department of tortured poets. I’m just “rhyme”-ing my way through the heartbreak, one “verse” at a time.
Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.