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1995 Archive: The David Beckham Debut

 Why was the girl in the front row screaming? Because a skinny kid from London made his first start, and the world of “metrosexual” sports was born.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Neighbor01/12/2014 00:32Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Firewire_Fan09/20/2007 14:54Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Kill_Bill_Bride02/17/1995 16:06I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@HotBot_User07/05/2011 17:15Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Infoseek_Explorer07/24/2014 20:55Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Blogger_Default06/08/2001 23:19Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Keep_Calm_Fan07/11/2008 14:37Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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