Why was Emmitt Smith still running? Because he wanted the all-time rushing record so bad he was willing to take every hit in the league to get it.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I choose to believe it’s funny.