2000 Classic: The Cursor

I’m a pointer. I’m just showing the way to 2001.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@Napster_Leech10/13/2009 09:48Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Gnutella_User06/30/2010 00:57Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Project_Mayhem01/22/2005 14:30Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Trainspotting_Rent02/19/2007 11:51Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Better_Off_Dead04/17/2008 22:14I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Chocolate_Rain01/09/2015 01:32I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Philosoraptor_X04/22/1996 06:38If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Bernie_Mittens04/26/2014 22:40I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@YouTube_Beta_User06/02/2001 22:44I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!