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2018 Archive: The Croatia World Cup Run

Why was a tiny nation in the final? Because Luka Modric and his team played three straight overtimes and refused to get tired, proving that “heart” is the best fuel for a 30-day tournament.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The NASCAR Speed
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original10/31/2006 06:49Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Web_Master_Flex02/27/2000 10:29I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli07/04/2009 00:42That still only counts as one laugh!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink10/18/1999 15:44I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Talladega_N_R08/02/1999 20:45If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Web_Crawler_9611/30/1996 16:06Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Slashdot_Effect12/05/2013 00:13We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@StrongBad_Mail08/03/1998 00:51I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Cool_Story_Bro11/07/1998 08:34Actually, it IS a cool story!

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