Why the water? For proving that if you’re rich enough, you can walk down an aisle that is literally a river while everyone wears $2 million in jewelry.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition
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2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Waddle on over and read this!