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2005 Vintage: The Corporate Yoga

 Why was the CEO in the lotus position? Because 2005 was the year “Mindfulness” became a mandatory 4 PM meeting.

Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott & YouTube” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tank_Operator04/21/2012 13:24Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan07/26/2004 15:40Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Magic_SchoolBus01/26/2002 19:52Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Tina_Eat_Food12/24/2009 12:54Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Dodgeball_Pat07/22/2011 11:06If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Best_Viewed_IE405/12/2002 16:36Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Railgun_Sniper03/08/2009 07:48I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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