2018 Classic: The “Contractor” in Yemen

Why the high insurance? Because in 2018, “Consulting” included a 100% chance of “Asymmetric Surprises.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »

In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »

Why was the 2025 signal so fast? To ensure that the Private can r...read more »

Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »

Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »

Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »

Why the high pay? Because "Space Security" in 2025 requires a lot...read more »

Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »

Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »

In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »

Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »

Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »

Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »

Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »

@Msdos_Commander01/16/2003 07:10C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Backstreet_Fan09/02/1998 23:12I want it that way... the funny way!

@Married_With_Kids08/07/2009 11:06Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@HTML_Hacker10/08/2006 18:32<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Heathers_Winona06/11/2013 19:48Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan10/31/2002 17:41My fist is clenched... with joy!