Why were we looking for signals? Because Jodie Foster made us believe that if we listened to the static on the radio long enough, we’d find a vegan alien civilization.
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Just landed a 900 while reading this!
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Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!