Why was Edmonton so lucky? Because they won the lottery again and got a kid who was being called the “Next Gretzky” before his first practice.
Part of the 48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Soccer Mistake
A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition
In 2008, the world record books weren't just rewritten—they were ...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition
In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »
A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mounta...read more »
2025 Classic: The Kylian Mbappé "Madrid" Second Year
Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "AI" Coach
Why did the sideline look like a Silicon Valley office? Because e...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
Why was he still shooting? Because his range has expanded so much...read more »
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The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
2025 Classic: The "End" of the Big Three
Why were Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic finally in the "Legend" cat...read more »
2025 Classic: Hamilton in Ferrari Red
Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Letting this joke through the port.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!