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1997 Vintage: The Con Air Hair

Why Nicolas Cage? For proving that a mullet and a Southern accent are more effective for stopping a plane full of convicts than actual law enforcement.

Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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