Why did we stop testing nukes? Because after 50 years, we figured if we don’t know how to blow up the world by now, a few more craters in the desert won’t help.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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