Why did Congress try to censor the internet in ’96? Because politicians finally found out what people were saying about them on message boards and decided freedom of speech should end where the “:(” emoticon begins.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am adding this to my links page right now.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
May I suggest another joke, sir?