2022 Vintage: The Colorado Avalanche Stanley Cup

Why was Tampa Bay’s “Three-Peat” over? Because the Avs were so fast they made the ice look like a treadmill, taking the Cup to the mountains.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »

In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »

In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »

Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »

In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »

The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »

A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »

Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »

A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »

Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »

In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on tel...read more »

In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »

Why was the courtroom the most watched arena? Because the world f...read more »

@ModemWarrior08/09/2015 14:12I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@StoneCold_31610/24/2009 03:39And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Talladega_N_R01/19/1996 12:55If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Midi_Background01/29/1996 14:51Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@I_See_What_You01/17/1995 20:25I see what you did there. Clever!