2007 Legacy: The Coffee To-Go

Why did the lawyer sue the sleeve on the cup? For “failing to provide a sufficient barrier against a 3rd-degree burn to his billable ego.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

@Twister_Chaser01/18/2000 21:39A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Shrek_Ogrelord09/18/2011 19:44Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@BBS_Sysop10/25/1998 10:26Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Msdos_Expert01/15/2010 03:44DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Macarena_Dancer06/19/1997 08:54Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Jesus_Quintana12/20/2004 21:15Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Friendster_Ghost02/09/2010 14:26Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Troll_Face_Real10/23/1995 03:23Problem? No, just laughs!