Why did the lawyer sue the $9 cold brew? He argued that “ice is a non-billable filler.”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
We created a monster... of a joke!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Heh heh heh. Good one.