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2012 Classic: The Coffee Price

 Why did the lawyer sue the $9 cold brew? He argued that “ice is a non-billable filler.”

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Doctor05/05/1996 05:20One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan03/14/2004 00:21This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/05/1999 09:32You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo03/20/2009 13:48Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Weird_Science_G11/21/2014 12:49We created a monster... of a joke!
@Double_Rainbow_G06/24/2009 00:38What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@HotBot_User08/09/2001 05:15Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Orkut_Member_9910/30/2004 03:37A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Salad_Fingers_F06/23/2006 00:01I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat08/02/2013 00:50Heh heh heh. Good one.

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