Why did the lawyer sue the $7 artisanal coffee? He claimed it was “price-gouging of a critical legal nutrient.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I see you... laughing!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
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