A guy tries to use his phone to catch a Pokémon on the coaster.
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2001 Vintage: The Pager’s Ghost
A guy’s pager goes off. The whole bar laughs. He says, "It’s vintage!"Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: ... read more »
A guy’s pager goes off. The whole bar laughs. He says, "It’s vintage!"Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: ... read more »
2. 1999 Archive: The Bartender’s Tip
"The best tip for 1999? Buy gold and drink silver."Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Part... read more »
"The best tip for 1999? Buy gold and drink silver."Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Part... read more »
3. 2006 Legacy: The Amy Winehouse
A girl orders a drink and the bartender says, "Maybe you should go to rehab." She says, "No, no,... read more »
A girl orders a drink and the bartender says, "Maybe you should go to rehab." She says, "No, no,... read more »
4. 2004 Classic: The Maroon 5
A guy says, "She will be loved." The bartender says, "Not at 3 AM she won't."Part of the 77 Bar ... read more »
A guy says, "She will be loved." The bartender says, "Not at 3 AM she won't."Part of the 77 Bar ... read more »
5. 2006 Archive: The Twitter Limit
A guy tries to tell a long story. The bartender says, "Sorry, I only listen to the first 140 wor... read more »
A guy tries to tell a long story. The bartender says, "Sorry, I only listen to the first 140 wor... read more »
6. 2010 Classic: The Jägerbomb
Still the official sponsor of "What did I do last night?"Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inc... read more »
Still the official sponsor of "What did I do last night?"Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inc... read more »
7. 2007 Classic: The Ice Cube
"I'm the only thing in this bar that isn't 'Smart'."Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone &... read more »
"I'm the only thing in this bar that isn't 'Smart'."Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone &... read more »
8. 2016 Archive: The One Dance
A guy starts swaying slowly to the beat. The bartender says, "Drake really got to you, huh?"Part... read more »
A guy starts swaying slowly to the beat. The bartender says, "Drake really got to you, huh?"Part... read more »
9. 2006 Classic: The Dick in a Box
A guy walks in with a gift-wrapped box tied to his waist. The bartender says, "I'm calling the p... read more »
A guy walks in with a gift-wrapped box tied to his waist. The bartender says, "I'm calling the p... read more »
10. 1999 Legacy: The Cocktail Umbrella
A guy uses his cocktail umbrella to shield himself from the "digital rain."Part of the 79 B... read more »
A guy uses his cocktail umbrella to shield himself from the "digital rain."Part of the 79 B... read more »
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