Why did the spy plane land on Hainan Island? To prove that “Mid-air Collisions” are a very awkward way to start an international negotiation.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.